HEllo NURSE DID U 4GET TO TELL ME SOMETHING???

[Zhakrin]

Ok so I get to work. its my 2nd shift as an extern and a nurse asks me to do her a favor. the pt in 12 need a bath and she needs assistance. the nurse says that the patient has had some bad news today and needs some TLC and some chat time. she even offers to take care of our assignment so that I can spend some time with the patient.

Guess I have a rep for being the sensitive bath boy or something, lol. Anyway I enter the room, alittle worried cause I have not given a real bed bath in a couple years but oh well.

I have to say that this lady was beatiful, even without makeup, and she had a figure that would have made most models envious.

Ok now I am really worried...I have never been in this situation...I am trying to think professional and doing a good job but i think she noticed cause she giggled which made me blush. OGM I am 28 not 15!! LOL. anyway I start washing her, and she cannot assist to much (post-op Back surg). I ask her to clean her own chest and when I reach the private area she say she cannot reach.

That when I get a look of a....ah tool that is very simular to MINE!!! yep shes been on hormone theapy since HIS teens.

I was beet red for the rest of the shift and Nurses were casually waiting at the station and were almost on the floor.

THIS IS CRUEL!!! al the power to the patient but a surprise like that could have cause a massive MI - in me not the patient!

Oh well they got me good, and I am planning my revenge!!!

lol

[SKM-NURSIEPOOH, BSN, RN]

nurses were casually waiting at the station and were almost on the floor - zhakrin,

temporary sensitive bath boy!

that's a shame...at least they didn't set you-up like one of my teacher's former student...

i had a teacher who was into teaching students to trust their own judgment regarding taking vitals. this incident occurred not long into their first clinical rotation (which happened to be in geriatrics).

this particular student was sent-in to get a set of vitals off of a patient....the student came out with all sorts of stats. the instructor asked her if she was sure of the readings she got...the student said yes...she was sent back into the room to reassess the patient. sure enough, she returned with a second but different set of vitals.

by this time...the instructor & the staff at this facility was on the floor laughing because that patient had expired & had been dead for approximately 30 minutes.

well, you can imagine how this poor student felt once she'd learned the news. she finally admitted to the instructor the she wasn't getting a b/p or pulse...she didn't have enough trust, in herself at that time, to believe her senses in order to arrive at the correct conclusion.

the moral was that from that point on, everyone made sure they checked & double checked their findings...& if a b/p couldn't be heard...we made sure that we learn how to palpate one....heeeeee .....lol:roll - moe :blushkiss .

[thisnurse]

all i can say is

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

when i was an assitant the nurses tried playing a dirty one on me ....sent me into a dead patients room. joke was on them tho cos i knew she was dead...

i was supposed to freak or something but instead i just went and got a body bag. never missed a beat

[NannaNurse]

This is really funny, but PPLLEEAASSEE tell me that all this was done/said out of 'ear-shot' of others????? I'm not trying to be the 'stick-in-the-mud' here, but I'm just thinking of how much trouble you and the other nurses could get into if someone really wanted to be a 'you-know-what'!!

Your comeback with the IV is just too much! My sides are hurting........really bad!!!!!!!!!:roll