Nursing School Survival

epg_pei · Apr 7, 2004

25 Ways to tell the semester is draggin on waaay too long !!

1. Shaving becomes more and more optional by the day.

2. You get more sleep in class than you do in your bed.

3. You can no longer distinguish your bank balance from your GPA.

4. You actually think, "If I were diagnosed with Pneumonia, I could get a doctor's note excusing me from finals!"

5. You can't say the word "Lab" without qualifying it with some kind of profanity.

6. You spend more time calculating the lowest possible mark you can afford to get on your final exam than you spend studying for it.

7. You only wash dirty dishes when they outweigh you.

8. The tomatoes in your fridge have become sentiment.

9. The first thought you have when you wake up is "20 more hours and I can go back to sleep!"

10. MasterCard is now master over you!

11. You forget to pay rent, hydro and phone bills. But you'll do anything to ensure cable (and internet) isn't disconnected.

12. Your concept of cleaning the toilet is "Aim for the stain"!

13. Those "Train At Home For A Better Career" commercials seem like a viable alternative to your course of study.

14. Being a stand up Comedian seems like a viable alternative to your course of study.

15. Being a Professional wrestler seems like a viable alternative to your course of study.

16. Your IQ exceeds your body weight. But you're just as stupid as you've always been.

17. "Tearing your hair out" used to be a figure of speech.

18. Just about anything constitutes a healthy meal provided that you drink it with milk.

19. You are briefly convinced that your inability to get dates is actually a blessing because you don't have time for it.

20. 3 meals in one day is special occasion.

21. You memorize acronyms you learned in class and use them regularly. But have no idea what they mean.

22. You can't remember a concept you learned last semester, but you can quote word-for-word an episode of the Simpsons you saw two years ago.

23. "Catching the news" means watching Sportsdesk while eating breakfast.

24. The only thing that keeps you from causing your roommate serious physical harm is the fact that the Hydro is in his name.

25.You begin to remember high school as the best years of your life - in other words, you've become delusional

missmercy · Apr 7, 2004

25 Ways to tell the semester is draggin on waaay too long !!
Those are great!!! :rotfl: Scarey how I can remember instances where some of them actually fit quite well!!!!