Before I came to college I wish I had known...

  1. Before I came to college I wish I had known...

    - that it didn't matter how late I scheduled my first class I'd sleep right through it.

    - that I would change so much and barely realize it.

    - that you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways.

    - that college kids throw airplanes, too.

    - that if you wear polyester everyone will ask you why you're so dressed up.

    - that every clock on campus shows a different time.

    - that if you were smart in high school - so what?

    - that I would go to a party the night before a final.

    - that chem labs require more time than all my other classes put together.

    - that you can know everything and fail a test.

    - that you can know nothing and ace a test.

    - that I could get used to almost anything I found out about my roomie.

    - that home is a great place to visit.

    - that most of my education would be obtained outside my classes.

    - that friendship is more than getting drunk together.

    - that I would be one of those people my parents warned me about.

    - that free food served at 10:00 is gone by 9:50.

    - that Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination.

    - that psychology is really biology, biology is really chemistry, chemistry is really physics, and physics is really math.

    - that I really wouldn't be with that high school (boy/girl)friend for the rest of my life.

    - that dorms can be both your lifeline and personal hell at the same time.

    - that beer would play an intricate role in my future.

    - that Ramen and spaghetti would be my life.

    - how much I would miss my washer and dryer at home.

    - that I would no longer get an allowance.
    Last edit by betts on Mar 23, '02
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  3. by   clintn91180
    Pretty funny Betts
  4. by   live4today
    Funny and ever so realistic, too! :chuckle