10 Reasons Why Studying Is Better Than Sex

  1. 10. You can usually find someone to do it with.
    9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.
    8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.
    7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.
    6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.
    5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."
    4. You can do it, eat and watch TV all at the same time.
    3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.
    2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.

    1. If you aren't sure what you're doing,
    you can always ask your roommate for help!
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  3. by   BrandyBSN
    ROFLMAO!!!! That is terrific! Thanks Betts! I'm emailing that to a few friends that need a pick-me-up right now

  4. by   jaelle
    That was hilarious!!! Thanks for the giggle....

  5. by   betts
    Thats why I post; encouragement! I was often asked out and would respectfully decline and in my 'ERA', they would always ask me; "Whatever Floats Your Boat"; my reply ; "Water!"
    Brandy, keep the troops (nursing students) thinking and watch for the 'Waves!'

    Think about that statement...........you'll understand.
  6. by   micro
    betts.............can i do the foreword to your book.................

    1) sex-----oh, that would be chapter 7.............
    2) need a refresher course............
    3) book tease' i love it...........

    4) studying........where was chapter 7
    5) sex=what is that.........we are nurses
    6) but i do know of a couple doc's that have turned my head.........k'

    micro teases into the night!!!!!!!!!

    oh yeah, ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
  7. by   meownsmile
    LOL,,,, Great list, I think ill print this one off and take it to school for my fellow students. They'd love it and with the semester almost over for us, they need the laugh to relieve a little stress.

  8. by   mightynurse
    That was some needed comic relief for me ! Thanks ! I am studying for the NCLEX-RN for the 2nd time !
  9. by   fnimat1
    ROTFLMBO!!!!!.....This is sooooo funny....I'm laughing as I type, I'm going to send this to all of my fellow nursing students.....lol

    "RN 2B in 2004" :roll
  10. by   clintn91180
    You can't eat and watch tv while having sex?
    Originally posted by clintn91180
    You can't eat and watch tv while having sex?
    Speak for yourself! I'm a multitasker

  12. by   clintn91180
    A girl who says that? After my own heart Heather!!! lol
  13. by   betts
    Studying, reading, researching, studying, reading, and researching...when I had SEX; I had SEX!