brilliant inventions I could retire on

[muffie, RN]

What are your brilliant inventions kept in the dark cobwebby corner of your brain? I have two. The first is a combination iron-lintbrush. I have furry pets and I only wear cotton, so I live closely by the iron and lintbrush. My second brilliant invention is a portable travelling ecg van. For fifty bucks I'll come to your house or place of employment, you jump in the van, I do an ecg and fax it to your G.P. My business would be called PQRST. Fun to entertain these thoughts when not serving humanity.

[ZASHAGALKA, RN]

A bed w/ a slot in it for a bed pan (turn a crank or push a button and that 'bed' portion retracts ala moon roof mechanism to a waiting bedpan)... and an automatic bottom scrubber.

But, I don't think I could resist using the 'high' setting on some.

~faith,

Timothy.