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Specializes in Private Duty Pediatrics.

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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck... according to facebook fact-checkers, it is, in fact, a squirrel.

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Specializes in Private Duty Pediatrics.

Why hire someone with a divining rod to find water when a kid with new shoes will do it for free?

 

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Specializes in Private Duty Pediatrics.

My favorite from a list of "why teachers go gray" jokes...

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized?

A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are 5: A, E, I, O, and U.

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Specializes in Private Duty Pediatrics.

UPS vs FedEx vs USPS vs Amazon vs facebook...

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Specializes in Private Duty Pediatrics.

You'll never see a cornea joke than this... ???

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Specializes in Private Duty Pediatrics.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip'."

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