Funny patient names by nurses

[Kidrn911]

This could be fun what are some of the funniest names you have heard out at triage?

I had a teenage mom that came in I asked what the newborns name was, she smiled and state "Sparkles". I kept a straight face and thought to myself what a loving mother to give her daughter a stripper name.

I have of Shithead Pronounced shathead, Asshole prounounced assouly

Lovie Butt

what are some good ones you have heard

[lucylumps]

Had a patient in RR the other day--Icecream Walla.

[tiggerforhim]

Great great something or other (aunt or grandmother) named Lamiddy Nileptha.

[DTCC PreRN]

Three of my five uncles: Tedom, Dorsey Lee, and Hartwell.

The other two had normal names. My five aunts all have normal names. Fortunately the three above go by normal names instead of their given names.

[jessPICURN]

as a peds nurse, we see some real doozeys. especially from moms with a substance inclination (if y'know what i mean). Some of my favorites:

Neveah (heaven backwards... this one's gaining popularity)

Notorious Blue

Stylish Expensive Unique

Betweenthe Sheets

IntheheatofPassion McCoy

all true. sadly, astonishingly, true.

[HisTreasure, BSN, RN]

Had a peds client named Coriander. Yes, pronounced like the spice.

I am not passing judgment. I am all for unique names. I just named my youngest daughter Kennedy. :)