Funny Nursing/medical Phrases

[SDS_RN, RN]

Yest I worked SDS and our sup had to participate in a mock fire drill in the OR. The board had called the HUC to see if she was available and the HUC said "Yes _______ will be there as soon as she gets dressed." :lol2:I burst out laughing I said do you realize what you just said. I told her and we all got a laugh out of it.

Then we started talking about how things to us sound different than it probably does to lay people. Our anesthesist said that he went into a pregnant pt's room and he said to her "Have I been w/ you before?":rolleyes:

Anybody else have any interesting/funny phrases like this?