Funny Blonde Joke (Or is it an Oklahoman joke? You decide.)

[AmyB]

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench one evening, looking at the moon and talking.

One blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther Florida or the moon"?

The other blonde rolls her eyes, turns and says,

"Helloooooooooooooooooooo, Can you see Florida from here?

:rotfl:

[sjt9721, BSN, RN]

it most certainly is a blonde joke because i'm sure i've overheard similar conversations down here in texas!:chuckle

go big red! beat texas!

[directcare4me]

it most certainly is a blonde joke because i'm sure i've overheard similar conversations down here in texas!:chuckle

go big red! beat texas!

boomerrrrr.......soonerrrrr!!!!

[Megsd, BSN, RN]

boomerrrrr.......soonerrrrr!!!!

is it basketball season yet?

rock chalk jayhawk.

meghan

[CRNAsoon]

Definitely a blonde joke.

[Cubby]

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sooners won !!!!

[badz]

simply a joke!!!

[zooz]

There once was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. Angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.