funniest thing you saw a nurse do.......

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One night in the icu, I needed help to turn a patient who was on a vent, and sedated with a versed drip. I had asked a nurse to come into the room, and she followed. We went to both sides of the patient and proceeded to grab the lift sheet when she said........"Wait just a minute, I have to FART!". She then proceeded to back up from the bed, turn around, lift up a leg, and farted as loud as can be. She then returned to the bed grinning to herself and helped me lift the patient.

I couldn't wait to get out of the room. I about died laughing inside. I couldn't wait to "put on a play" for the nurses in the nurses break room and replay that moment for them. They were laughing so hard. We still laugh to this day!

Anyone have any others to share????? :chuckle

The ventriloquist thing is absolutely hysterical and I haven't had that good of a laugh in a long time and I really needed it!! Thanks for sharing. I hope that if I croak in a hospital some of my nurse pals will have that kind of fun with me!! Those here who find this little dittie offensive would really hate my repertoire of "dead baby jokes" aquired from many years of Level 3 NICU. Remember to never take yourself or life too seriously!!!

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