Published Aug 18, 2008
scaredofshots
78 Posts
It is my care plan for myself: Here goes
Nursing diagnosis: Hopelessness r/t prolonged activity restriction
creating isolation, long-term stress, perception of demands that
overwhelm personal resources.
Outcomes: I will verbalize feelings, Make positive statements(e.g., "I can pass nursing school" or "I will study all the material
for this exam and be prepared for the next test") ,Sleep appropriate
length of time for my age and health needs, Initiate activity.
Nursing Interventions: Monitor and document the potential for
suicide. Assess for signs and symptoms of depression, and use humor as
appropriate.
Teaching:Teach the use of stress-reduction tecniques, relaxation, and
imagery. Encourage family to express love, concern, and encouragement
and allow to express and verbalize feelings.
SusanKathleen, RN
366 Posts
Pretty funny!!!:lol2::hehe:
NursKris82
278 Posts
Man, I tried to google it but couldn't find it- I've seen a lot of funny nursing dx for nursing students. Isolation, dehydration rt excessive caffeine intake, disturbed sleep pattern, risk for harm to self or others, stress and so on. If anyone knows of anything like this please post- they are fun.
Xbox Live Addict
473 Posts
I know that this is outside my scope of practice, but I once wrote an order to myself that read "Jack Daniels 1 shot q 1 hour PRN until stress gone. May not use generic substitute.":chuckle
God knows it might have done me some good.
amyb2684
58 Posts
There it is. HAHA!!!