From "A Most Embarrassing Moments" Contest

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From The Most Embarrassing Moments Contest, Daily Humor Online .....

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming

around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She went back to

find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he

had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher

told him go down to the principal's office, he was to phone his mother,

and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and he returned to the

classroom, where he sat down in his seat. Suddenly, there was a commotion

at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him

sitting at his desk with his member hanging out. "I thought I told you to

call your mom." she screamed. "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I

could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school..."