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what's the most outrageous thing a visitor to your icu ever did?

i was taking care of a multi-system failure patient -- vent, balloon pump, dialysis and about nine drips. he was an inmate with a life sentence, and when we explored the option of withdrawal of care although his family was all for it, the state said no. that would be shortening his life sentence.

despite all we could do, it was obvious that the guy was dying, and the state prison system decided it would be humane to let his son visit the guy one last time. only one problem. the son is also an inmate with a life sentence. nevertheless, our sw prevailed and managed to arrange a visit from the son. there were two prison guards for our intubated, comatose patient and four for the son who was handcuffed and had leg shackles as well.

the visit was going well. the son was quite pleasant and appropriate, asking reasonable questions, very cooperative. i started to relax around him and more or less forget the circumstances of his visit. suddenly, a shout erupted and i was tackled from behind. there was a lot of yelling and carrying on, and i couldn't see a thing because i was on my stomach, underneath an obese prison guard. when the dust cleared, sonny was on the floor with the other five guards on top of him and there was a 3 foot long, homemade machete on the floor. seems sonny was determined to shorten dad's life sentence!

ruby

My last direct care position was at sloan Kettering in NYC. We opened up their Bone Marrow transplant unit. This was in the late 70;s, most transplants were done with babies assuming the right match could be found. The death rate was so high back then, no one needed any more drama for sure. But I do remember one case with an adorable little fellow of 18 months. He was admitted for transplant, and when both parents were typed as possibles, it was learned that Daddy could not possibly be the biological Daddy. All hell broke loose when the doc told this couple that news. So we had to find bio-dad and all his relatives and you can imagine the madness of it all. Now the good news, 15 years later , one day Im reading my Newsweek magazine and that little fellow was in a feature story in the magazine AND a cured and a tall handsome 16 year old. MADE my day!!

Amazing stories. Mine aren't quite so extreme, but kinda make you wonder...

Multiple organ fx pt unconscious for weeks, trached to vent. Wife steps out in hall and yells into the nurses' station area, "Bobby wants a cigarette!"

Okay...

Another horribly ill septic man, nonresponsive to any stimuli, multiple pressors, had gained 100 lbs plus of water weight despite diuretics. Pulmonologist discussing DNR status with family. Wife wants to know how much water weight doc can take off of pt. Doc explains everything possible is being done, with no success. Wife asks, then how much can the funeral home take off?

Pulmonologist admits that is out of his area of expertise.

I had a patient whose mother insisted on staying the night with her grown son, and we allowed it, because the young man was critically ill. I was totally wierded out however, upon entering the room, finding her in bed with him with unmistakable evidence that sex had recently occurred...Ick.

Ummmmmmmmmmm...........................Yuck! :o

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