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Euro 2004 final

A man had great tickets for the Euro 2004 final. As he sits down, another man comes over and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says. "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Euro 2004 Final, the biggest sporting event in the world and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first European Championships Final we haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No they're all at the funeral."

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rotfl:roll have you heard the one about the guy at the golf course.... he was golfing all day when a funeral prosession came by and he stops and takes his hat off and remains still and silent as they proceed... his friends watch and afterward comment on how nice that was of him. he says, "i figure it's only proper since i was married to her for 28 years."

i'm married to one of those guys... good thing i have a sense of humor!:chuckle

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rotfl:roll have you heard the one about the guy at the golf course.... he was golfing all day when a funeral prosession came by and he stops and takes his hat off and remains still and silent as they proceed... his friends watch and afterward comment on how nice that was of him. he says, "i figure it's only proper since i was married to her for 28 years."

i'm married to one of those guys... good thing i have a sense of humor!:chuckle

yeap liked that one too :rotfl:

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