My class decided to make nursing T-shirts for our graduating pinning ceremony rehearsal. This is what the front of the T-shirt says- NDX: altered thought processes R/T to overused brain as evidenced by borderline grades.NOC: Driving a Benz SUV without C/O increasing gas prices.The back of the shirt says:Clinical manifestations of a nursing student:1. You have CA of the pockets2. You have no social life3. Your house is never clean4. Your marriage is on the rocks5. Your night out is a study group6. Your family doesn't recognize you7. You have dark circles under your eyes8. You have carpal tunnel syndrome from writing care plans9. You have scoliosis from lugging nursing books10. You always have alcohol pads in your pocket11. You feel SOB most of the time12. You ache for help STAT
ShiphrahPuah 91 Posts Has 3 years experience. Dec 28, 2007 Very witty. I love it! I'm going to have to talk to the ANS officers planning our ceremony and ask them to do something like this. I have heard so many complaints of disappointing pinning ceremonies. The T-shirt idea will make everyone smile at least, even if the ceremony turns out lame.
slevin 26 Posts Specializes in Emergency Dept. Dec 28, 2007 Very witty. I love it! I'm going to have to talk to the ANS officers planning our ceremony and ask them to do something like this. I have heard so many complaints of disappointing pinning ceremonies. The T-shirt idea will make everyone smile at least, even if the ceremony turns out lame.By the way. The shirts a Bright green color. To stand out.
sar4tee 21 Posts Dec 28, 2007 What makes the ceremony so lame?Very witty. I love it! I'm going to have to talk to the ANS officers planning our ceremony and ask them to do something like this. I have heard so many complaints of disappointing pinning ceremonies. The T-shirt idea will make everyone smile at least, even if the ceremony turns out lame.
Duckyaryj 84 Posts Specializes in M/S, SNU, Office, and Private Duty. Dec 29, 2007 Dont forget that you think that you have EVERY disease you study!
slevin 26 Posts Specializes in Emergency Dept. Dec 29, 2007 Dont forget that you think that you have EVERY disease you study!Hep that true, specially when I studied Psych I thought I had borderline personality disorder
Kevin RN08 295 Posts Specializes in Med-Tele, Internal Med PCU. Has 2 years experience. Dec 29, 2007 Hep that true, specially when I studied Psych I thought I had borderline personality disorder BORDERLINE! I told my instructor to come check me out for school on Monday (we had clinical on Friday)! Not to mention the analizing & assessment my wife and daughter endure. They say around here "Navy wife, the hardest job in the Navy" the same could be said for NS families.
franciscangypsy 187 Posts Specializes in ICU, MedSurg, Medical Telemetry. Has 10 years experience. Dec 31, 2007 I don't have my nursing T-shirt with me (left it in my dorm room), but the gist of it says: You know you're a FUS nursing student when:1) You are asked if you are a transfer or a freshman your junior/senior year2) Random people ask you to look at their physical wounds/ailments and expect you to fix it3) when you live in the nursing wing4) when you have seen both the sunrise & the sunset while staying up to study5) when you talk about diseases and physical ailments at the table and don't turn a hair6) you wear white during the off season darn. I can't remember the rest. I love the shirt though. I've had people walk behind me and grab the back of my shirt without warning so they read the writing without the wrinkles. lol
