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"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.

Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and

all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of

work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is

better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be

selfish and worry about my liver."

Jack Handy


"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the

morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

Frank Sinatra


"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk

in order to spend time with his friends."

Ernest Hemingway


"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up


Henny Youngman


"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

I think not."

Stephen Wright


"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we

fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin,

we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"

Brian O'Rourke


"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

Benjamin Franklin


"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.

Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does

not go nearly as well with pizza."

Dave Barry





Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.


To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group.


And, saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to

his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this...A

herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the

herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed

and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the

slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.

But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,

making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always

feel smarter after a few beers."

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