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Taki puke, looked like nuclear waste. I remember the first time I saw that, kid ate 2 big bags and couldnt understand why his stomach hurt!!!
Or the kid who was snorting fun dip and came into my office with a head ache. Interestingly, had a very fruity odor about him. I finally got him to tell me what happened. When I told him I was calling mom he yelled , " For the love of God dont call my Mom!!!"
You just cant make this stuff up. School nursing is an adventure ❤️
What is it with bananas? I had a sixth grader come in after eating too many bananas
S: I ate 5 bananas fast
Me: why?
S: I really like bananas, but now my stomach hurts.
me: ok, i'm sure it does. You'll live. go to class.
I got a look and he went back to class. The teacher called asking my why I sent him to class. I explained the situation and she was fine with him staying in class with a trash can next to his desk.
Maybe he thought he was low on potassium. ?
I get a lot of takis stomachaches. They usually learn their lesson, though. Haha. When I ask them what they ate, I love seeing the light bulb go on in their reaction as they smile and laugh a little. Almost always get the same look as they say "takis".
"nursy", RN
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Question: How many bananas can a 6th grader eat and then run around the track before he starts puking his guts out?
Answer: 10!!!
I LOVE school nursing!