Bananas

Question:  How many bananas can a 6th grader eat and then run around the track before he starts puking his guts out?   

Answer: 10!!!

I LOVE  school nursing!

 

OMG 

It's like the milk mile but somehow worse. 

Bet that won't happen again.  Natural consequences are the best lessons. 

2 minutes ago, Cas1in72 said:

Bet that won't happen again.  Natural consequences are the best lessons. 

Nope, every year they come up with something different...last year it was a Taki eating contest with pretty much the same results 

Taki puke, looked like nuclear waste.  I remember the first time I saw that, kid ate 2 big bags and couldnt understand why his stomach hurt!!!

Or the kid who was snorting fun dip and came into my office with a head ache.  Interestingly, had a very fruity odor about him.  I finally got him to tell me what happened.  When I told him I was calling mom he yelled , " For the love of God dont call my Mom!!!" 

You just cant make this stuff up.  School nursing is an adventure  

What is it with bananas? I had a sixth grader come in after eating too many bananas

S: I ate 5 bananas fast

Me: why?

S: I really like bananas, but now my stomach hurts.

me: ok, i'm sure it does. You'll live. go to class.

I got a look and he went back to class. The teacher called asking my why I sent him to class. I explained the situation and she was fine with him staying in class with a trash can next to his desk.

Where did he get 10 bananas???:))))

Or 4 Izzies + 2 small gatoraids?

Just now, tining said:

Or 4 Izzies + 2 small gatoraids?

PLEASE.... keep it to yourself, don't give them any ideas!!!!!!

I love everything about this thread. "For the love of God don't tell my mom!"

Maybe he thought he was low on potassium. 

I get a lot of takis stomachaches. They usually learn their lesson, though. Haha. When I ask them what they ate, I love seeing the light bulb go on in their reaction as they smile and laugh a little. Almost always get the same look as they say "takis".