Another male idiot, asking stupid questions.....

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I'm over fifty, and am just beginning the arduous journey to RN-dom.... It's such a well worn path, with few creative branches, for the first few years.... given that, here are my questions:

1. How "in shape" do you need to be to perform all the stepping and fetching that will be demanded of you

2. How much "eye candy" do you have to be?

3. I guess we can reduce 1 and 2 to "is there endemic ageism?"

4. How much of a requirement is a flexible, stainless steel spine, because I hear all males are automatically movers of beastly patients, even if your back doesn't tremble at the thought of lifting a 400 lb, semi-conscious combative ex pro-wrestler....?

5. Do you have to have a unnaturally happy expression on your kisser all the time....?

6. Are there some who come from the office world, who just can't make the change, with all the bodily realities, I know you desensitize to bad things, but I run when my dog farts....(or cat, so as not to discriminate)

7. Will I need a nurse before I get to a point where I will have some career latitude?

8. Why am I asking all these stupid questions......I am a male!!!

Thanks in advance (don't ya hate that phrase?) :yawn:

i need to correct my profile with admin, they have my birthday @ three yrs older, ouch!!!!:eek:

anyway, you guys are so great, in that you are willing to take the time to answer an unknown person's questions, and give it a sincere shot, straight shot for the most part... what i found so interesting was, the ability to help the questioner, me, get a somewhat accurate, vicarious feeling for what the job probably, within certain tolerances, will resemble....(albeit with all the requisite caveats)

ultimately, it is, like anything, what you make of it, but understanding the ground rules and population allow you to estimate your odds to some degree. i have a bs in finance, minor in math, was pre-med for a while...couldn't get through both second-semester 4hr organic/lab & diff. calc/lab while working two jobs and trying to keep a marriage together!!!

so i have had a little exposure to tough stuff...

give yourselves a huge pat on the back, hug or whatever...what a great bunch of folks!!!!:yeah:

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