Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 3

Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.... Read More

  1. by   lisanmcdade
    So my boss makes me work 7 days a week 365 days a year, with no holidays off, I think I'm coming down with something "cough, cough". Do you think I can get a work note till January 1st?
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Dec 10, '12
  2. by   ervben75
    Great, just what I needed. Another patient giving orders and trying to run the show.
  3. by   KathleenM
    Just remember, I work for Santa so if you even try and give me that enema you can kiss your Christmas presents good-bye.
  4. by   GFocker92
    "You're complaining about working holidays?
  5. by   Mrsadt
    I need a note to be off work. Make sure it says I can't return until AFTER Christmas!
  6. by   mnailou
    I hurt my back sitting on that shelf all day. I'm allergic to everything except candy, hot chocolate, and Dilaudid!
  7. by   nursinginga
    I said i wanted egg nog, warmed egg nog...and don't forget to bring my zofran when you come back
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Dec 10, '12
  8. by   lrodgers4321
    I'm not too worried about missing work...we're always short staffed.
  9. by   RNX35yr
    I don't care if I do look like a kid. I am 34 years old and I am not rolling over so you can check my temperature!
    "I know I overheard you and the other Nurses say sommething about "a little squirt."
  11. by   FlakeSN
    Elf: "I am unappreciated and..."
    Nurse: 'this is not the Santas Little Helper I was looking for...'
  12. by   CilindaB
    I don't mind waiting for a child's hospital gown but I draw the line at a child's hospital bed. I am afraid i will wake up and much of the night Rudolph and I stop by for a nightcap and ended up in jail.
  13. by   troytaylor85
    "Lemme ask you something "Nurse Betty"... Have YOU ever tried putting together 8 Million toy trains in ONE night??..... Yeah, thats what I thought...Ill say this one more time.. I am not leaving this bed until you return with a hand FULL of pills... And good day to you ma'am..."