10th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 8

Participate in our new Caption Contest! Good afternoon nurses - Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with the winning caption to the cartoon below. You may submit... Read More

  1. by   RNOTODAY
    skin assessment:The Hulk gone terribly, terribly wrong.
  2. by   notjustanurse
    Nurse, you do realize that sputum specimen is contaminated now don't you? You'll have to induce another one.
  3. by   Vavoom
    You look great in that color David Banner!
  4. by   RNitis
    1) "Bless you! Would you like me to get you a Kleenex?"

    2) "I hate to have to tell you this.....but, you have a little something hanging out of your nose."

    3) "I know she's your mother, Mrs. Smiley, but when we state a patient is on precautions and you need to gown up with a protective mask and gown, we DO say it for a reason"
  5. by   rnscro
    "Believe it or not sir, you are the cleanest patient I've seen all night"
  6. by   DebCRNBSN
    Been to the "Kid's Choice Awards"?
  7. by   sharon_pollard
    Next time, use a kleenex!
  8. by   missalexrn
    Got snot?
  9. by   laurieannluv
    You were prescribed furosemide 40 mg once a day... not lasix 40 mg tid with claritin every 6 hours!
  10. by   puregold225
    Sorry, we're all out of Kleenex..
  11. by   Jayna1212
    Now, did you don the appropriate PPE?
  12. by   jmastrio
    If you had listened for bowel sounds like you were supposed to, you would have known not to give him that green jell-o!
  13. by   lamazeteacher
    I meant that you should conserve, recycle, and reuse, when I told you to get green!!