10th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 13

Participate in our new Caption Contest! Good afternoon nurses - Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with the winning caption to the cartoon below. You may submit... Read More

  1. by   nrselj
    Ooohhh always stand to the side when placing an NG!
  2. by   nrselj
    Eh I've had worse nights...
  3. by   pianoplayer88
    Do you feel like you are able to stand on the scale for me, then walk into your room?
  4. by   alyiana
    Towel!! PLEASE!!
  5. by   pianoplayer88
    I'll be right with you as soon as I get a cup of coffee for a visitor.
  6. by   alyiana
    I think I need more than handwashing!
  7. by   eyuh
    Is it flu season or is that your Halloween costume?
  8. by   rabankson
    I warned you lancing the Jolly Green Giant's abcess wasn't going to be pretty!
  9. by   MPKH
    "Sir, covering yourself with slime isn't going to bump up your ER wait time..."
  10. by   darbi2
    So, you think you have an STD, huh?
  11. by   Kimnchad31
    "Some students have to learn the hard way."
  12. by   caffeineaddict
    Sorry sir but we're in the middle of a shift change..someone will be right with you.
  13. by   caffeineaddict
    Sorry sir but we are a level 1 trauma hospital, not a car wash.