A prayer for the stressed ...

Published Mar 24, 2002

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the

wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today

because they pissed me off; and also, help me to be careful of

the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the butt

that I'll have to kiss tomorrow; and help me to always give 100%

at work ... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on

Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Fridays; and help me to

remember ... When I'm having a really bad day and it seems that

people are lining up to step on the last shred of my very last

nerve, that it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend my

middle finger and tell them to bite me.

:roll :roll :roll :roll :roll :roll :roll :roll :roll

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Specializes in Everything except surgery.

Mar 25, 2002

:chuckle :chuckle :roll

I LOVE IT!... :cool:

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Specializes in SICU.

Mar 25, 2002

OMG! ROFLMAO...

How appropriate! It's going up on the fridge in the kitchen at work TOMORROW.

Thanks for the laugh!

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Mar 25, 2002

andylane, you are so cool.........

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