A nurse plays in the NHL

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That's right. Darnell Nurse plays for Edmunton Oilers hockey team, in the Stanley Cup Finals. What if he applied for a job in a hospital clinic? The interview might go like this:

Interviewer: What are your goals, Mr. Nurse?

Nurse: Well, I have 30 goals this year and I assisted 40.

Interviewer: Great. How do you accomplish them?

Nurse: I go full speed forward and am rarely blocked. I achieved every goal

and my team is proud of this.

Interviewer: Wonderful. Got many penalties?

Nurse: I follow all the rules and don't make foul errors. Had a few timeouts.

Interviewer: How are you in Overtime?

Nurse:  Great! I give it my best shot!

Interviewer: Like, ICU?

Nurse:  "I like to see you, too"

Interviewer: Ever work in high risk situations?

Nurse: Certainly. I'm always on thin ice.

Interviewer: Welcome aboard. Mr. Nurse, you're our nurse.