Nurses Humor
Published Mar 1, 2002
betts
667 Posts
- The ambulance is a mule driven buckboard with a spinning lantern.
- Nurses wear flour sack uniforms and look like burned out cloggers.
- Dogs hang around O. R. for scraps.
- The Maternity Room is a do-it-yourself with fresh straw, a jack knife and a string.
- The Anesthesiologist is in bib overalls, and feeds you a clear liquid out of a mason jar.
- Your Gynecologist is Ernest.
- Your Proctologist, who watched Deliverance 200 times, asks you if can squeal like a pig.
- The Interns are led by Ernest T. Bass.
- Surgical instruments include a stick of dynamite and a chain saw.
- Hospital food consists of picking your own corn on the roof.
- Immunizations are worn fanny-packs, full of lizard's feet, owl's beaks and pig's ears.
- Double By-Pass Surgery is only done when it's shown on The Learning Channel.
- You have a choice of walkers, with or without a gun rack.
- You share the Recovery Room with a sick cow.
- The bill is figured either in dollars or chickens.
teeituptom, BSN, RN
4,283 Posts
Howdy Yall
From deep in the heart of Texas
Personally I always did prefer my walker to have a gun rack.
The chief of surgery's last name was Knifechief {thats true}
Keep it in the short grass yall
teeituptom