Years Ago. . . .

  1. Years ago we didn't have the Internet and sayings would be posted on the Bulletin Board at work. I have kept a folder of them over the years. Has anyone else? Do you remember this one?
    ATTENDING DOCTOR
    Leaps tall buildings in a single bound.
    Is more powerful than a locomotive.
    Is faster than a speeding bullet.
    Walks on water.
    Gives policy to God.

    CHIEF RESIDENT DOCTOR
    Leaps short buildings in a single bound.
    Is more powerful than a switch engine.
    Is just as fast as a speeding bullet.
    Walks on water if sea is calm.
    Talks with God.

    RESIDENT DOCTOR
    Leaps short buildings in running bound and favorable wind.
    Is almost as fast as a switch engine.
    Is faster than a speeding BB.
    Walks on water in a swimming pool.
    Talks with God if a special request is approved.

    INTERN DOCTOR
    Clears a small hut.
    Loses race with locomotive.
    Can fire a speeding bullet.
    Swims well.
    Is occasionally addressed by God.

    MEDICAL STUDENT
    Runs into small buildings.
    Recognizes locomotives two out of three times.
    Wets himself with a water pistol.
    Dog paddles.
    Mumbles to animals.

    THE NURSE
    Lifts buildings to walk under them.
    Kicks locomotives off the tracks.
    Catches speeding bullets in her teeth.
    Freezes water with a single glance.
    She is God.
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  2. 3 Comments

  3. by   timonrn
    Yes--I love this one!!
  4. by   ClariceS
    Loved this one! I've had it on my clipboard for the last 6 years or so. Just what I need sometimes during a busy day!
  5. by   Ted
    I remember reading this years ago, and it still makes me chuckle!!

    Ted

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