Wheres the funny?

micro, RN · Apr 3, 2002

life now life can be pretty yes it can

menopause now that is a true kicker

men are from mars women are from venus

my first book.......that is funny

or is it just when you think you got women figured out, then micro comes along.....

love, now love is funny.....

funny is funny

love Sheila C and all

Jay Levan · Apr 3, 2002

Sheila, since you are a senior member, I must think that you are familiar with the Nursing Humor page. Wish I were a better Jokester, in leu of that, I browse that page. Nothing new there?

donmurray · Apr 5, 2002

I ran into a redneck joke today, and they are rare in the UK. A surefire redneck pickup line..."Hey, baby,....Nice tooth!"

OBNURSEHEATHER · Apr 5, 2002

Two dwarfs are at a bar and they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of: "Here I come again ...

ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"

The first mutters, "I was so embarrassed. I simply couldn't get an erection."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's Embarrassing?"

"I couldn't even get on the bed!"

Cheesy I know, but it made me giggle the other day

Heather

Cubby · Apr 5, 2002

Thanks to all of you. What helped the most was a couple of days off!!!I really liked the joke Heather. Thanks again