Nurses Humor
Published Oct 21, 2002
ptnurse
185 Posts
An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, " I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."
The agent replied, "I am sorry, sir. I will be happy to try to help you, but I have got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone, "May I have your attention please, " she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 who does not know who he is. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore "Screw you!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."
BadBird, BSN, RN
1,126 Posts
Gotta love her, LOL !!!!!
Mama Val, ASN, RN
132 Posts
YOU GO GIRL !!!!!!
psychomachia
184 Posts
Nice story, but just an urban legend. Go here - Obnoxious travellers to see this one and others.