Triage's Christmas Songs: The 12 days of Med surge!

  1. The Twelve days of Med/Surge by yours truly Triage!

    On the first day of Christmas my Charge nurse gave to me...
    A Total hip with a leaking foley.

    On the second day of Christmas my Charge nurse gave to me...
    Two total admits
    and a total hip with a leaking foley.

    On the third day of Christmas my Charge nurse gave to me...
    Three fall risks
    Two total admits
    and a total hip with a leaking foley.

    On the fourth day of Christmas my Charge nurse gave to me...
    Four cases with MRSA
    Three fall risks
    Two total admits
    and a total hip with a leaking foley.

    On the fifth day of Christmas my Charge nurse gave to me...
    FIVE NG tubes!
    four cases of MRSA
    Three fall risks
    Two total admits
    and a total hip with a leaking foley.

    On the sixth day of Christamas my Charge nurse gave to me...
    Six drunks a gagging...

    On the seventh day of Christams my Charge nurse gave to me...
    Seven methheads leaping...

    On the eighth day of Christamas my Charge nurse gave to me...
    Eight blue puffers puffing...

    On the ninth day of Christmas my Charge nurse gave to me...
    Nine cases with C. Diff...

    On the tenth day of Christams my Charge nurse gave to me...
    Ten brittle diabetics...

    On the eleventh day of Christmas my Charge nurse gave to me...
    Eleven unknown appys...

    On the twelveth day of Christmas my Charge nurse gave to me...
    A bottle of spirits and days off
    Eleven Unknown appys
    Ten brittle diabetics
    Nine cases with C. Diff.
    Eight blue puffers puffing
    Seven methheads leaping
    Six drunks a gagging
    FIVE NG tubes
    Four cases of MRSA
    Three fall risks
    Two total admits
    and a total hip with a leaking fooooooooolllllllllllllleyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!
    MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE !
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