Triage's Christmas Songs: Triage the Nursie

  1. It is that time of year again guys...so on to this years installment of Triages Christmas songs by yours truly! LOL!!!!!!

    This one is to the theme of Frosty the Snowman!

    Triage the Nursie
    Has to work on Christmas eve.
    With her stethascope and a lot of hope
    Low census will set her free.

    But I doubt that will happen,
    Cause my luck is never that good.
    So off I will go, battling ice and snow
    Singing "I better get a decent team!".

    There must have been a jinx or something
    That beat me there to work!
    Cause when I got my patient load
    I began to shake and squirm!

    Oh three total admits.
    And blood products in all three.
    A demented guy, who thinks he can fly,
    and there's blood in someones pee.

    Then bring on my total hip,
    Who's pain just can't be helped.
    Not the PCA or morphine pushes all day,
    That pain just stays 8 of 10.

    What did I do to deserve the fact,
    I have to guiac all this stool.
    Or Ortho BP's on everyone.
    Man I really feel like a tool!

    But Triage is a nursie
    and does this everyday...
    But come next year, I will say it loud and clear!
    I'll be soaking up sun in Montery!
    HURAY!!!!!!!
    Last edit by Joe V on Dec 18, '14
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  3. by   cota2k
    Quote from TriageRN_34
    It is that time of year again guys...so on to this years installment of Triages Christmas songs by yours truly! LOL!!!!!!

    This one is to the theme of Frosty the Snowman!

    Triage the Nursie
    Has to work on Christmas eve.
    With her stethascope and a lot of hope
    Low census will set her free.

    But I doubt that will happen,
    Cause my luck is never that good.
    So off I will go, battling ice and snow
    Singing "I better get a decent team!".

    There must have been a jinx or something
    That beat me there to work!
    Cause when I got my patient load
    I began to shake and squirm!

    Oh three total admits.
    And blood products in all three.
    A demented guy, who thinks he can fly,
    and there's blood in someones pee.

    Then bring on my total hip,
    Who's pain just can't be helped.
    Not the PCA or morphine pushes all day,
    That pain just stays 8 of 10.

    What did I do to deserve the fact,
    I have to guiac all this stool.
    Or Ortho BP's on everyone.
    Man I really feel like a tool!

    But Triage is a nursie
    and does this everyday...
    But come next year, I will say it loud and clear!
    I'll be soaking up sun in Montery!
    HURAY!!!!!!!

    Cute!
  4. by   sirI
    This is timeless.

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