Things Doctors Taught me Not to Do

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

When being offered an elixir, don't think it's something that tastes good. No, in fact, it usually tastes worse than garbage. Elixer one taught me to hate (Robitussin DM.) :no: I'm sure I have a share in the company's stock by now, but do refuse to take it when offered.

Elixer number two was even worse. In reality, it was epsom salts with a fancy name so you wouldn't be able to figure out what it was. I was given 3 doses of it, and uke: :pukeface: ed all over the nurses, the bedding, and myself.

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

When being offered an elixir, don't think it's something that tastes good. No, in fact, it usually tastes worse than garbage. Elixer one taught me to hate (Robitussin DM.) :no: I'm sure I have a share in the company's stock by now, but do refuse to take it when offered.

Elixer number two was even worse. In reality, it was epsom salts with a fancy name so you wouldn't be able to figure out what it was. I was given 3 doses of it, and uke: :pukeface: ed all over the nurses, the bedding, and myself.

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