The Rules-as written by women....

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Men, take notice:

The RULES - As Written By Females

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.

2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she

must immediately change some of THE RULES.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a

flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did

or said wrong.

7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately

for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The Female can change her mind at any time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without the express

written consent of The Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any

time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female

wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know

whether she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at

all times.

14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant,

not what she said.

15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he

can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void

and the Male must cater to her every whim.

17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily

harm.

18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must

refer to Rule #5.

Any questions?

:D

But of course.

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Originally posted by cyberkat

But of course.

Ditto!:chuckle

I know I am new here, but I have to stir things up a bit........hehehehe.........my hospital has created a new parking lot to address the needs of women's safety.

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Hospital Of The University Of Pennsylvania has established a "Women Only" parking lot.

Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Pennsylvania.

ROTFLMFAO WITH TEARS COMMING OUT OF MY EYES!!!

I have not laughed so violently hard in a very very long time... I want to send that picture with your message to the local press so they can put it in the newspaper LMAO...

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Hehehe-Check out the women's parking lot

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Naughty Naughty :chuckle :chuckle

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Oh, soooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!

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With rules like that no wonder women have problems. From one of the few gentelmen left, I believe in respecting women. As a husband I believe in taking care of the woman in my life. As a medical professional I believe in care for the special needs of women. As a male I believe in protecting women. As a real man, I believe in treating the women in my life special. As a professional, I believe that women have ideas and and strengths men do not have. I believe in equal pay for equal work. Women, just like men should be free to try to do anything they choose. NEED I SAY MORE.

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