The Pharmacist

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some

> cyanide.

>

> The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

>

> The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

>

> The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy -- I can't

give

> you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my

> license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will

> happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!

>

> The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in

> bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and

> replied, "Well now; you didn't tell me you had a prescription

[CRNAsoon]

:-) Very Funny!

[lil' girl, LPN]

lol Fran, good one