The Hormone Hostage

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The hormone hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

Dangerous: What's for dinner?

Safer: Can I help you with dinner?

Safest: Where would you like to go for dinner?

Dangerous: Are you wearing that?

Safer: Gee, you look good in brown.

Safest: WOW! Look at you!

Dangerous: What are you so worked up about?

Safer: Could we be overreacting?

Safest: Here's fifty dollars.

Dangerous: Should you be eating that?

Safer: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

Safest: Can I get you a glass of wine with that.

Dangerous: What did you do all day?

Safer: I hope yu didn't over do it today.

Safest: I've always loved you in that robe!

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