The Hormone Hostage

  1. The hormone hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

    Dangerous: What's for dinner?
    Safer: Can I help you with dinner?
    Safest: Where would you like to go for dinner?

    Dangerous: Are you wearing that?
    Safer: Gee, you look good in brown.
    Safest: WOW! Look at you!

    Dangerous: What are you so worked up about?
    Safer: Could we be overreacting?
    Safest: Here's fifty dollars.

    Dangerous: Should you be eating that?
    Safer: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
    Safest: Can I get you a glass of wine with that.

    Dangerous: What did you do all day?
    Safer: I hope yu didn't over do it today.
    Safest: I've always loved you in that robe!
    Last edit by ptnurse on Oct 17, '02
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