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She waited fir 40 long years, But she finally found a husband



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Jun 30, 2004 07:16 PM

She waited fir 40 long years, But she finally found a husband

by Franemtnurse Platinum Member

A woman of 40 wanted to get married, but she was only willing to marry a man if he is still a virgin. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decided to take out a personal ad. She ended up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback.


They end up getting married. On their wedding night, she went into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returned to the bedroom, she found her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.

"What happened?" she asked.

"I've never been with a woman," he said, "but if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get."

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6 Comments
No. 1
from jnette
Old Jun 30, 2004, 07:31 PM

oh my !!!
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No. 2
from Cubby
Old Jun 30, 2004, 07:55 PM

Very funny. Thanks for the laugh!
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No. 3
from nursebedlam
Old Jul 01, 2004, 05:24 AM

:hatparty: :hatparty: :hatparty: good , made me chuckle
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No. 4
from RuthieRN
Old Jul 01, 2004, 05:31 AM

lol, that was pretty funny....
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No. 5
from IamRN
Old Jul 01, 2004, 11:56 AM

Yikes!
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No. 6
from Stitchie
Old Jul 01, 2004, 12:08 PM

The outback ... where men are men and the kangaroos are scared?
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