Recommended Reading Nursing Books List (joke)

WARNING: Bad pun alert! Read at your own risk...

Opening Blocked Arteries by Angie O'Plasty
Dangerous Arrhythmias by Vee Tacke
Cardiac Arrest by V. Fibb and A. Systole
A Shocking Experience by Dee Fibrillator
Cardiac Chest Pain by Ann Jyna
Blood Pressure Regulation by Angie O'Tensin
Jaundice by Billy Rubin
Nausea and Vomiting by Ivana Hurl and Chuck Chow
Full Bladders by Anita P. Badley
Textbook of Colon and Rectal Surgery by Seymour Butz


Can anyone think of any more?