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Pregnancy Questions and Answers

  1. 0 Pregnancy Questions and Answers

    Q. What is the easiest way to figure out exactly
    when I got pregnant?
    A. Have sex once a year.

    Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving?
    A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

    Q. I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
    A. With any luck, right after he finishes college.

    Q. Since I became pregnant, My breasts, rear end, and even
    my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller
    during pregnancy?
    A. Yes, your bladder.

    Q. My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel
    during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
    A. Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be
    called an air current.

    Q. Does labor cause hemorrhoids?
    A. Labor causes anything you want to blame it for.

    Q. What are the terrible twos?
    A. Your breasts after baby stops nursing cold turkey.