A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
"You know, Barry," said the doctor, "I hate it when people come up to me at a party and tell me what's wrong with them. They expect me to dish out free advice right on the spot. Does that ever happen to you?
"All the time," assured the lawyer.
"What do you do?"
"Well, the next morning I send them a bill that reads 'Fees incurred at party last night - $25.' That soon stops it."
"That's a good idea. I'll try it!"
The next morning the doctor received a letter from the lawyer which read, "Fees incurred at party last night - $25."
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