Ode to Public Toilets - page 3

Not my own personal ode but close enough!!..... "My mother was a fanatic about public toilets. As a little girl, she'd bring me in the stall, teach me to wad up toilet paper and wipe the seat.... Read More

  1. by   tattooednursie
    hey, once I walked out of a mublic restroom with my short little leopard print stuch in the back of my thong back underware at walmart. I didnt even notice untill I was half way through the store and I felt a BREEZE lol. I Hope no one saw my butt.
  2. by   ShelleyERgirl


    My personal favorite in public restroom, having to pee like crazy, finding the last empty stall and seeing the lovely sight of a used tampon floating in the toliet just waiting on me like a precious welcoming gift! I mean, come on ladies, let's make sure when we flush, those babies go down! yuck! I usually encounter this in a Walmart, what is up with that?
  3. by   squeakykitty
    I've been in public restrooms where there was no toilet paper in the stall, and I have to ask the person in the next stall for some toilet paper. Every time, they always hand me a really small piece, like about two or three squares. Too small to wipe with without getting the mess all over your fingers. What's up with that?? I thought the whole point of toilet paper was to be able to wipe clean without getting it on your hand.
  4. by   gentle
    Hello,

    I too personally detest public toilets due to the teaching of my mother as well--alas the squat method. It does have a few snags doesn't it?

    Well, in an effort to avoid this problem, I had my son pee in a popular resturant cup while waiting for dad to arrive from work. Small problem though, I put the lid back onto the cup.

    Dad jumped into the car. (I was driving.) As we pulled out of the parking lot, my dh said "Thank you for getting me something to drink!" Did I mention that I left the straw in the lid of the pee cup?:selfbonk:


    Oh well, dh raised this warm lemonade to his lips and just before contact was made with the straw, I looked over and said, "that's pee!!!!!"

    My cutie pie did forgive me, He is the absolute best!!! However, I think my idea had a few snags too. :uhoh21:
  5. by   AmyB
    Attachment 5080I just got this in my inbox last week. It's even funnier with the picture attached.
    Last edit by AmyB on Jul 19, '07
  6. by   wonka
    Quote from gentle
    Hello,

    I too personally detest public toilets due to the teaching of my mother as well--alas the squat method. It does have a few snags doesn't it?

    Well, in an effort to avoid this problem, I had my son pee in a popular resturant cup while waiting for dad to arrive from work. Small problem though, I put the lid back onto the cup.

    Dad jumped into the car. (I was driving.) As we pulled out of the parking lot, my dh said "Thank you for getting me something to drink!" Did I mention that I left the straw in the lid of the pee cup?:selfbonk:


    Oh well, dh raised this warm lemonade to his lips and just before contact was made with the straw, I looked over and said, "that's pee!!!!!"

    My cutie pie did forgive me, He is the absolute best!!! However, I think my idea had a few snags too. :uhoh21:
    Ewww! You have one forgiving guy there!

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