Nurses' Christmas - page 2

nurses' christmas t'was the night before christmas, and all thru the floor lasix was given, filling foleys galore. stockings were worn to prevent emboli, they came in two sizes, knee and... Read More

  1. by   PedsRN1991
    Loved it and sent it on to more nurses!!!
  2. by   charebec65
    That was hilarious! Printed to share... thanks!
  3. by   ElvishDNP
    Quote from peridotgirl
    What does "guaiac their turds" mean? That was the only part I did not understand
    Guaiac is what we call the test we do for occult (hidden) blood in a patient's stool. So you might not see actual blood but if the guaiac (also sometimes called hemoccult) is postive, it means they are bleeding somewhere in their GI tract. :spin:

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