Modern Christmas Traditions in the Emergency Department:

  1. modern christmas traditions in the emergency department: the top ten!

    10. bayberry scented ammonia capsules.

    9. replace foley lubricant with cranberry sauce.

    8. complimentary "makeover" with every 10th kwell™ shower.

    7. tinsel decorations on ct scanner often mimics a subdural hematoma.

    6. holiday special: 2 for 1 drug abscess drainage.

    5. narcan™ for everybody!!!

    4. play "find the rock cocaine" body cavity search for the p.d.

    3. festive holiday decorations made from cut-off cock-rings.

    2. three words: screw top eggnog.

    1. and new for 2002: defibrillate me, elmo!

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  2. 2 Comments

  3. by   tattooednursie
    HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! I wonder if there is any for a LTC facility . . . if u can think of some let me know.
  4. by   ptnurse
    Cock rings???? I don't think I even want to know (for sure) what this is all about.

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