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Modern Christmas Traditions in the Emergency Department:



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Nov 12, 2002 11:08 AM

Modern Christmas Traditions in the Emergency Department:


Modern Christmas Traditions in the Emergency Department: The Top Ten!

10. Bayberry scented ammonia capsules.

9. Replace foley lubricant with cranberry sauce.

8. Complimentary "makeover" with every 10th Kwell™ shower.

7. Tinsel decorations on CT scanner often mimics a subdural hematoma.

6. Holiday Special: 2 for 1 drug abscess drainage.

5. NARCAN™ FOR EVERYBODY!!!

4. Play "find the rock cocaine" body cavity search for the P.D.

3. Festive holiday decorations made from cut-off cock-rings.

2. Three words: Screw top eggnog.

1. And new for 2002: Defibrillate me, Elmo!

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from tattooednursie
Old Nov 13, 2002, 01:42 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! I wonder if there is any for a LTC facility . . . if u can think of some let me know.
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from ptnurse
Old Nov 15, 2002, 08:36 AM

Cock rings???? I don't think I even want to know (for sure) what this is all about.
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