Male Mammogram

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

about time the men know what we women go through....

a drunk got up from the bar and headed for the bathroom. a few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream was heard from the bathroom. a few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberated through the bar. the bartender went into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk was screaming. "what's all the screaming about in there? you're scaring the customers!" "i'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time i try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the h..l out of my testicles." with that, the bartender opened the door, looked in and said..."you idiot! you're sitting on the mop bucket!"

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Specializes in long term care.

Love it. :rotfl:

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Ouch. Just the thought of that sends chills up my spine. Ohh. I don't even want to think about it.

Adam, RN

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Specializes in Inpatient Acute Rehab.

Fran,

LOL!!! You are so bad!!! I love it!!!!

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love it!!!

as a well-endowed woman who fears the "m-word", all i can say is thank you, thank you, thank you! you made my day.

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..
Ouch. Just the thought of that sends chills up my spine. Ohh. I don't even want to think about it.

Adam, RN

Honey, this is one area where women are stronger than men. We have to get it done no matter what. I have to get mine done while in a wheelchair. The only advantage to it is I get done faster, and I get to watch 2 nurses figure out how to get my t.....s pinched.:rotfl:
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