Joke Poker - Bottled Blondes

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I have been toying with the idea of starting a "Joke Poker" thread.

What is Joke Poker? Simply stated one person starts the thread with a joke on a particular subject and anyone can add a joke or two or three on that subject. The winner is whoever posts the last original joke.

You might decide to add four jokes at once betting that there are no more jokes or just post them one at a time but beware! someone else might steal your thunder and post YOUR joke before you do.

Rules:- keep it PC (politically correct) and within the TOS

No racial jokes - blonde jokes become bottled blonde jokes because ANYONE can become a bottled blonde.

Redneck jokes stay redneck jokes because again anyone can be a redneck

General religious jokes only - ones that do not target any group

keep it reasonably clean

That's all folks except - here is the first "Bottled Blonde" Joke

Upper class blonde

A plane is on its way to London when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she has paid for Economy and that she will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to London and I'm staying right here."

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy Class she would have to leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to London and I'm staying right here."

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he should probably have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, "I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I've even

learned to speak 'blonde'."

He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and without question she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy Section.

The flight attendant and the co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

"I told her First Class wasn't going to London".

OOOOOOOOOh----bad and to think I too am a blonde but fun anyway.

A friend recently told me that there are no new jokes. Just jokes we've replaced the "victim" in. To prove it, take any joke about bottled blondes, rednecks, ethnic groups, or whatever & insert George Bush. It makes a great joke & there's no need to make up a new one.

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