I think this is funny

[J. Tigana]

A man is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen mask

over his mouth.

A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.

"Nurse,"he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know Mr Jones,I'm only

here to wash your face and hands."

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles

black?" Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash

your face and hands."The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a

little distraught so marched over to inquire what was wrong.

"Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?" Being a nurse

of long standing, the sister was undaunted. She whipped back

the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved

his member out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced

the bedclothes and announced, "Not a thing wrong with them!!!"

At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked

again, "I SAID... are my test results back???"

[ShortFuse_LPN, LPN]

:chuckle Sounds like something that would happen to me!!