How To Speak About Men and Be PC

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Think you're PC when talking about males? :D Let's see:

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a GRAIN ALCOHOL STORAGE FACILITY.

2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS

6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.

9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

10. He is not HORNY - He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

:D

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Erh... yea. So I'm sexually focused. I like that name better!

Dave... who has also gotten horizontal once.

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Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.

#8. He has SWINE EMPATHY.

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, I just LOVE it !!! :rotfl:

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hee..... bye, lil' piggy !

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Specializes in ICU, CM, Geriatrics, Management.

Hey watch it, Jnette!

And stop waving bye to me! :rolleyes:

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Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.
Originally posted by LarryG

Hey watch it, Jnette!

And stop waving bye to me! :rolleyes:

You're not owning up to being a mcpiggy, are you Larry ? :D

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Specializes in ICU, CM, Geriatrics, Management.

No way!

Three's my favorite number.

Regards,

"Mr. IAD"

:cool:

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I love #7!! I instantly thought of about 4 different people!

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#2 really cracked me up!

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