Nurses Humor
Published Feb 23, 2003
kaycee
518 Posts
A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over his
mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash
your face and hands."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"
Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and
hands."
The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so
marched over to inquire what was wrong.
"Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"
Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was undaunted. She whipped back
the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his member out of the
way, had a right good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes
and announced, "Nothing wrong with them!!!"
At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again,
"Are my test results back???"
ERNurse752, RN
1,323 Posts
LOL! Doh!
tabbeycatt
130 Posts
good one kaycee!:roll
renerian, BSN, RN
5,693 Posts
I like that!!!!!!!
renerian
Darlene K.
341 Posts