Hospital humor

  1. A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over his
    mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.

    "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash
    your face and hands."

    He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"

    Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and
    hands."

    The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so
    marched over to inquire what was wrong.

    "Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"

    Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was undaunted. She whipped back
    the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his penis out of the
    way, had a right good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes
    and announced, "Nothing wrong with them!!!"

    At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again,

    "Are my test results back???"
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  2. 4 Comments

  3. by   ERNurse752
    LOL! Doh!
  4. by   tabbeycatt
    good one kaycee!:roll
  5. by   renerian
    I like that!!!!!!!

    renerian
  6. by   Darlene K.

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