Groping a male volunteer

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I'd just like to say first that I'm glad to have found this forum. I found it by accident. I had no idea such a site existed.

It was during an outdoor cookout where a male volunteer was helping to serve meals. He and other volunteers had just finished assisting the seniors in the indoor swimming pool. He was still wearing his skimpy swimsuit (and I should add he looked hot in those) as he didn't have the time to change back into his uniform before serving food. While he had his hands full carrying food to the seniors who were seated at picnic tables, a female senior reached through the bottom cuff of his swimsuit and grabbed a hold of his member. Because of his shock and because he had his hands full, he was unable to react immediately to this. The poor guy didn't know what to do. I felt kind of sorry for him actually. He backed away from her but as he did so, his member, which was still being held by the female senior, slipped out of his shorts and became VERY visible. He noticed other volunteers, staff, and seniors watching. He managed to escape her grip and set the food down and he quickly left the area. He left the nursing home and never came back. It was an unfortunate event for him, but we couldn't help but laugh at this. This happened last month and we're still discussing it.

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Specializes in LTC, Memory loss, PDN.

Excellent fine motor skills by the resident. Impaired decision making by the volunteer - I mean who wouldn't drop the burgers in order to save the sausage.

:D

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Aw, that poor man...

I feel a wee ache of embarrassment for him. I don't think I could have come back either. That's horrid!

I'm hoping the senior in question was confused. Nobody should have to deal with that from a AOx3 person.

My best friend once had a AOx3 LTC resident grab her and put his tongue in her mouth!:barf01:

His butt had to find someplace else to live. That was the straw that broke the camel's back.

He was always being a nasty pervert and liked to "accidentally" brush against boobs and lift skirts.

I've had my share of nastiness and so I do feel bad for the volunteer.

However, systole's comment did crack me up...

:rolleyes:

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Specializes in Making people feel better.

It's his fault for dishing out the rolls before serving the weiners... She probably wanted the Sweet Italian Sausage over the Knockwurst that was on the buffet line.

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Excellent fine motor skills by the resident. Impaired decision making by the volunteer - I mean who wouldn't drop the burgers in order to save the sausage.

:D

It's his fault for dishing out the rolls before serving the weiners... She probably wanted the Sweet Italian Sausage over the Knockwurst that was on the buffet line.

LMAO!!!

You guys completely crack me up!:cheers:

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Well, men are always saying they want a woman that knows what she wants. And clearly she did! :D

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