Nurses Humor
Published Nov 2, 2001
aimeee, BSN, RN
932 Posts
How To Give 103%
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants "more than 100%." Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%. First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future. How does one achieve 100% in LIFE? Begin by noting the following. IF :
A = 1
B = 2
C = 3
D = 4
E = 5
F = 6
G = 7
H = 8
I = 9
J = 10
K = 11
L = 12
M = 13
N = 14
O = 15
P = 16
Q = 17
R = 18
S = 19
T = 20
U = 21
V = 22
W = 23
X = 24
Y = 25
Z = 26
Then:
H A R D W O R K =
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%
Similarly,
K N O W L E D G E =
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%
But interesting (and as you'd expect),
A T T I T U D E =
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%.....
This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.
But--EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is
B U L L S H I T =
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
So now you know what all those high priced consultants, coaches, upper management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want you to exceed 100%!
radnurse2001
98 Posts
Higher than 103% IS:
A $ $ K I S S E R
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+5+18=120
By golly, you are right! You are good at math!
debbyed
566 Posts
I love this, Printed it out to take to work.