For your next colonoscopy

  1. A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made
    > while he was performing colonoscopies:
    >
    > 1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone
    > before."
    >
    > 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
    >
    > 3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
    >
    > 4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
    >
    > 5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
    >
    > 6. "You know, inArkansas, we're now legally married."
    >
    > 7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
    >
    > 8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."
    >
    > 9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
    >
    > 10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
    >
    > 11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
    >
    > 12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

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    [font=Palatino][font=Palatino]> 13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"



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  2. 4 Comments

  3. by   barbiedee
    :chuckle Thanks, I needed that! Hilarious!!
  4. by   Marie_LPN, RN
    "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :roll
  5. by   nursebedlam
  6. by   Farkinott
    I was giving an old bloke a suppository one day and he yelled "For Christ' sake! Stop when you get to the elbow will ya!" Of course I had to maintain a professional demanour but my colleagues within hearing distance were wetting themselves!

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