Fix the Outhouse !!!

  1. Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "hey Pa! You
    need to go out and fix the outhouse!"

    Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."

    Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."

    So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There
    ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"

    Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"

    Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin' my head in that hole!"

    Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."

    So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells
    back,
    Ma! There ain't nuthin' wrong with this outhouse!"

    Ma hollers back, "Now take your head outta the hole!" Pa proceeds to pull
    his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My dang beard is
    stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"

    To which Ma replies, "Hurts, don't it ?"
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  2. 5 Comments

  3. by   unknown99


  4. by   jnette
  5. by   javanurse2000
    Good one!!!!
  6. by   tylerlvn
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle too cute!!!!
  7. by   wannabemw
    a friend of mine had this happen to her w/her butt cheek and it was funny! It was even funnier the 2nd time she did it! But OUCH! I still tease her about her "toliet seat story!"
    ~MJ

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